The Schizophrenic Universe

What is it Yahweh?

I’m Ineffable.

Big deal I’m Incomprehensible.

Does this mean we’re the same thing?

I think so, why don’t you ask

Allah?

Hey Allah?

Yeah what?

What are you?

I’m Transcendent.

Does that mean unknowable?

Sure does.

I guess that makes you the same as Brahman

and I.

Hey Nirvana?

What is it Tao?

They say they’re unknowable,

I am The Way.

What’s that?

I don’t know it cannot be

expressed.

Duh, your unknowable as well. LOL

So then what are you?

I’m the highest spiritual attainment.

What’s that?

You know, Bodhi/Enlightenment.

What’s that?

Awakening you fool.

To what?

To become aware of the true nature of reality.

And what is that?

I have no idea.

Duh, so you’re unknowable as well.

Oh leave me alone I’m trying not to think about it.

Hey you all.

Who’s that?

The Quantum Vacuum.

What are you?

I’m the Uncertainty Principle

and Chaos.

What’s that?

I’m uncertain and unpredictable.

The lowest possible energy state.

I vibrate and things come into

existence. I guess you can also

call me the Higgs Field. I pervade

all of space. I’m the reason there

is something rather than nothing.

I make empty space vibrate. I

endow all things with mass.

Yeah, but what are you?

I have no idea.

So you’re the same as us. What happens if you

stop vibrating?

I don’t know let me ask the void.

Hey void!

No one is answering.



David Yanez
8-9-08

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